Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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