I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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