That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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