Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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