This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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