Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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