Taylor Swift is so right about you.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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