I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
