erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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