Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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