Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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