Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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