Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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