I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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