I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
