Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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