when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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