Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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