Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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