I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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