her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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