No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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