Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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