Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Can I color on your dick again?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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