Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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