honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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