well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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