Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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