Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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