Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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