This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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