how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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