That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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