White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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