He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
