I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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