Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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