If i come over, it means nothing
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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