it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
wow bdsm is so cute
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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