why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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