i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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