Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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