She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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