she kept yelling 'call me bella'
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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