we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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