that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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