My liver just broke up with me...
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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