if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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