where am i from again
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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