I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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