what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
