I look better un-naked...
he shaved USA in his pubs
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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